Monday, December 3, 2012

6 Week Recap Part II

Rainbow Gathering

So Rainbow Gathering, read the link above, but for those too lazy to click, wikipedias definition is...

-- Rainbow Gatherings are temporary intentional communities,[1] typically held in outdoor settings, and espousing and practicing ideals of peacelove, harmony, freedom and community, as a consciously expressed alternative to mainstreampopular cultureconsumerismcapitalism and mass media.
Rainbow Gatherings and the Rainbow Family of Living Light (usually abbreviated to "Rainbow Family") are an expression of a Utopian impulse, combined with bohemianismhipster and hippie culture, with roots clearly traceable to thecounterculture of the 1960s. Mainstream society is commonly referred to and viewed as "Babylon", connoting the participants' widely held belief that modern lifestyles and systems of government are unhealthy, unsustainable, exploitative and out of harmony with the natural systems of the planet. The original Rainbow Gathering was in 1972, and has been held annually in the United States from July 1 through 7 every year on National Forest land.[2] Throughout the year, regional and international gatherings are held in the United States and throughout the rest of the world respectively. --

Basically a big hippy gathering.  What they stand for is cool and all that, but I went to disconnect from the world a bit.  Its held in the middle of nowhere and is a place of freedom with NO rules (except: NO meat, NO alcohol, NO electronics, NO hard drugs, NO cutting down the bamboo, NO using soap in the river, you can't camp there, or there... but over there is cool, no not over there, over there.... right.).

When we got there, there being miles from any town in the middle of the Guatemalan rainforest, we were greeted by rain and mud... lots and lots of mud.  The first three days it rained straight, but we had to set up camp anyway.  We had to get tarps because the $20 walmart tents we set up were definitely not waterproof.  Wet, muddy we finally had a camp set up.  Which i ended up moving from a few days later because our area went from the original four people up to a population of 26 people within four days.  Got a little too crazy so I moved camps while others from the original population left all together.

Now the location of this place was absolutely beautiful.  There was a river for swimming, a beautiful meadow (where my camps were located) forest in the hills next to us.  I wish I had pictures but me being the smart one failed to charge my camera... oh that was another rule too, No pictures.

There was this incredible lagoon with a huge waterfall about a twenty minute walk away. The walk there was along this most beautiful forest path along the river, think Lord of the Rings beautiful and the lagoon was, I'm pretty sure what heaven must look like, absolutely insane.  And when it was sunny, people would swim there and not a bathing suit was in sight.  Thats another thing about rainbow gatherings, lots of (mostly) beautiful  naked people.

But alas it wasn't sunny alot.  Lots of rain and as I said mud.  So we spent most of the time underneath the tarp waiting for food, eating 'sandwhiches' basically doing nothing.  We did spend some time building things out of bamboo, that was cool.  We built a bench for our camp, a table and sink for the whole gathering to use for washing dishes, and a table.  

Another thing was the health and water situation.  The water that was going to the gathering was tested for diseases and it was found to have E. Coli in it.  But on days when it was sunny, it would get hot and people would drink it anyway.   Including myself. Why would a man knowingly drink water that has E. Coli in it you may ask yourself? 
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Thirst.

Some people did end up getting really sick due to the water or the food or whatever the hell else makes you sick in a rainforest but fortunately I did not.

I was supposed to be there for a month, but cut it short after two weeks due to weather and massive boredom.  We got out and hitchhiked back to Guatemala City, a trip which on a bus going the other took 7 hours, but in the back of a pickup truck took 4.

Hung out around Guatemala City for a few days, got clean, took a shower, used a toilet (instead of the forest) for the first time in 2 weeks and then headed to...

Antigua (3rd time)

Ah hell, this place again... exactly what I thought so I stayed only one night and caught the next bus out to...


A Natural land bridge, the river goes under the land for 300 yards, and on top is a bunch of pools and stuff.  Absolutely beautiful.  

The tour included going into caves with just candles.  And you didn't walk in these caves much, you swam as they were filled with water.  I dare you to try in swim in a cave while one hand is holding a lit candle above water.  Its fun.  We explored this cave for a few hours, swam, climbed up a waterfull (yes, up, it had a rope) and jumped of some rocks about 10 ft high.  This whole cave thing was really cool, probably one of the cooler things I've done.

We then went tubing down a river for about an hour and as we passed a bridge over the river the guide asked if anyone wanted to jump off it.  I sad %#&$ it, and said yes.  A 30 foot jump off a bridge into a river is quite exhilerating, although I was the only one who would do it.  If your friends jump off a bridge would you? Well apparently I'm the friend jumping of the bridge. 

Why? Other than an obvious lack of concern for my own health and well being, it seemed like fun.  Its also becoming apparent to me that I am developing a healthy addiction to adrenaline.

Oh and gentelman, if you ever decide to follow in these footsteps and jump into water from this height, hers a tip.  Make sure you close your legs when you hit the water.  Landing family jewels first from that height doesn't exactly feel like a massage. Trust me. Ow.
  
After we saw the land bridge and went swimming in the pools above it.  Check out the pictures in the link, absolutely beautiful.

Part 3 is tomorrow.








6 Week Recap Part I

Alright, time for a recap of the highlights of the past six weeks. Figured it might be time for a post.  I won't be doing too much description of places, but I will link to more information.

Antigua (1st time)

I flew into Guatemala City, immediatly caught a shuttle to Antigua, about an hour away .  An old Spanish Colonial city.  Here I stayed for a few days and hiked an active volcano.  Cool half of a day, roasted marshmallows on some heat vents.  Rumors had it there was actually lava you could see on this volcano which got me quite excited but alas, there was none and hadn't been for years. Slightly dissappointing, but still cool.

From Antigua I hopped a shuttle bus to Lago Atitlan.

Lago Atitlan

Lago Atitlan is a big lake about 3 hours north of Antigua.  Probably one of the most picturesque places I have ever come across.  The common way of getting around this large lake is by boat.  These boats (lanchas) are common and hold about 15 people each safely (this will be important later).  It took about a 45 minute lancha ride to get across the lake to the place where I would park myself for about the next week, San Pedro La Laguna, a small village on the base of a volcano, populated by backpackers.

This village was a party, and that was about it.  There wasn't much else to do other than a few possible hikes and exploring the other villages along the lake.  Luckily enough I happened to be here during the full moon, and what do backpackers do during a full moon? Why throw a Full Moon Party of course.

This full moon party was a few villages down the lake and boats were going there all night.  The party itself was held on this small piece of land and had a DJ and bar and all the perks.  It was alright, and in the end was broken up by the police at about 3am.  We were all told to leave immediatly, but there was a problem, we all had arrived by boat... and there were no boats there to take us home.  The police couldn't understand why we weren't leaving and were getting quite angry.  Angering police in foreign countries is always fun.

Anyway, there were about 50 of us waiting for a boat, one boat comes, takes 20 of us away, and using basic math, that leaves 30 of us left waiting.  And waiting.  And waiting. Around 5am another boat finally shows up.  Now remember, these boats are meant to hold 15 people.  All 30 of us pack onto this boat, doubling its safe capacity.  The boat was so overloaded that you placed your hand on top of the edge of the boat pointing down, your hand was in the water.  Only about 6 inches between the top of the boat and the water, WAY overloaded with 30 drunk people.  We could scarcely move lest the boat capsize.

So the boat starts moving towards the village where we all came from and about a 100 yards into the water the engine dies.  So there we are, 30 gringos, 5 in the morning sitting in an overloaded boat that is dead in the water.  Needless to say with only 4 life jackets on the entire boat, people weren't feeling too safe.  Luckily one of these jackets was right above me and if something happened, it was mine, because screw everyone else, I ain't going to drown.

So we sat there, floating in the middle of the lake for a good 45 minutes having a Bob Marley sing-a-long ("every little thing is going to be alright") until the motor got going.  And all was good until they stopped the boat in the middle of the lake because two drunk assholes decided they didn't want to pay the price of the ride and started arguing about it.  They were arguing over a 30 cent difference.  Another 20 minutes went by with the driver arguing with these two while we were still periously close to capsizing.  Fools.  Anyway, that ended up getting settled with other people (read: me) paying for the assholes just so we could get moving, and you know, spend as little time as possible on this death trap of a boat.

Safely home at about 630, bed called.

Stayed in this village for a few more days and then headed back to... Antigua... no wait... before that a kite festival in Sumpongo.  I ended up staying in an Animal Shelter, in a metal shack surrounded by about a 100 dogs who were fed at 5am.  Needless to say, it wasn't exactly quiet.  How did we end up there? A friend of one of the people I was traveling with was volunteering there.

From the kite festival we headed back to...

Antigua (2nd time)

On the bus ride back to Antigua, tragedy struck.  My phone, my lovely, lovely Droid RAZR was stolen/lost. Devastating.

Oddly enough losing my phone hasn't been the worst thing in the world, in fact quite the opposite. I now have nothing expensive with me, so I don't need to worry about anything, quite liberating.  Also it gets me off the internet all the time, and experiencing everything around me.  Plus it was insured and data was backed up (except the pictures... DAMN), so I get a new one when I get back, no worries.

But yes, Antigua... second time...

Quite boring as I hate retracing steps, but we were preparing for the next part of the adventure, which would entail camping.  So tents, sleeping bags and machetes were purchased.

Camping was about 7 hours away on a bus near a place called Coban.  We were to camping with a bunch of other people in the middle of a rainforest for a (hippie) gathering called a Rainbow Gathering.

...Continued in Part 2...